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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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