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Luke Philip Bolton is an English professional footballer who plays as a winger and full-back for EFL League One club Wrexham.
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Powe v. Miles, 407 F.2d 73, reversed a lower court decision, United States District Court for the Western District of New York, F.R.Civ. P. 65(a) (2), on an appeal of the court's decision that the District Court did not have jurisdiction on the case as Alfred University, the defendant, was a private institution.
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