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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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Wild Strawberries is a 2015 studio album by American psychedelic rock and space rock band Eternal Tapestry. It was recorded in a rural cabin with music builds upon the band's psychedelic sound to include nature references and more simple jams; it has received positive reviews from critics.
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Michael I. Barredo is a Filipino sports executive who has served as the 5th president of the International Blind Sports Federation and the founding president of the Paralympic Committee of the Philippines.
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