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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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