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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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